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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released (www.dailystar.co.uk)

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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Fundies think they can force God to do something.

If God existed, he'd be smacking them down hard for this level of arrogance.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Many fundies, especially Prosperity Gospel folks, see God as a vending machine - prayer goes in, whatever you ask for comes out.