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You're taking the poop! Dystopian toilet won't give you loo roll unless you watch an advert first (www.dailymail.co.uk)

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[–] HelloHotel@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

better idea, bring a small pry bar in your purse

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Never go anywhere without the means to disassemble and break things.