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And that’s basically it!
This is too dystopian for even Black Mirror. I propose we refer to this as, Brown Mirror.
The expanded form of this sentence:
Toilet won't give you loo roll unless you visit an arbitrary web page on your personal device and allow people to possibly extract personal information about you, along with implicit knowledge of when and where you might have used a toilet.
I'd shit on the floor and break the screen.
-1 social credit score
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Fable's morality system was actually realistic if you assume it's depicting what it's like to be rich and privileged.
The -1 score made me think of how it wouldn't matter if you could just donate money to get it back.
better idea, bring a small pry bar in your purse
Never go anywhere without the means to disassemble and break things.
Get schwifty!
Get Schwifty is back! Too good for a Grammy!
Just the screen? I'd have that entire thing in pieces before I left.
But someone, totally not me, shat on the floor. You'd have to smell that for a while.
It's extreme but so is the situation
I'll allow it
Apparently it's unwise to forget your handy 12" pry bar when shitting in China? Those TP dispensers aren't exactly Fort Knox to begin with, just try withholding it from me after I take a massive dump.
Pocket Dremel.
Time to get creative
The p***?
How's this news? Are paid toilets a novel concept to people?
That sounds awfully capitalistic
They're illegal in the US.