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You're taking the poop! Dystopian toilet won't give you loo roll unless you watch an advert first (www.dailymail.co.uk)

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[–] mhague@lemmy.world 20 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

The expanded form of this sentence:

Toilet won't give you loo roll unless you visit an arbitrary web page on your personal device and allow people to possibly extract personal information about you, along with implicit knowledge of when and where you might have used a toilet.