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[–] hotdogcharmer@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Apologised in private for calling for the bombing or gassing of the UN in public on a show watched by millions of nutters.

Watters is a coward, a Tucker Carlson-wannabe, a loser, a creep towards women (slashing his current wife's tires and then offering a ride to her home before they were together).

He's stupid, he's malicious, and he's loud.

Actually, on reflection, he's perfect for the USA.