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You're taking the poop! Dystopian toilet won't give you loo roll unless you watch an advert first (www.dailymail.co.uk)

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[–] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 3 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

motherfucker? how dare you assume i have not travelled while also admonishing me for unwarranted assumptions?! fuck all the way off hypocrite.

[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Your sophomoric hostility doesn't actually refute any of my points.

[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I support you, BussyGyatt

[–] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 0 points 6 hours ago

thanks, als.