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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I think you can stop robotaxis by just putting a traffic cone on its hood.

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but that's easy to take off. The least you could do is epoxy it to the hood of the clanker.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't spray painting the sensors be easier and more effective?

[–] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not necessarily. You'd be surprised how many sensors and cameras have coatings on them which prevents spray paints from sticking (before it dries it just slides off)

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Oh in that case we should just boot it and call it a day.