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Wait, serious question, is this why he issued a global recall and threw the US military into a tizzy worldwide? To talk about BMI?
No, read the details of his speech. It it absolutely terrifying.
To get them all in a place where they can all talk to each other offline around an imfamously paranoid person, for better or worse.
Better than some alternatives.