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Hegseth declares war on ‘fat’ generals, troops (thehill.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Wait, serious question, is this why he issued a global recall and threw the US military into a tizzy worldwide? To talk about BMI?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

No, read the details of his speech. It it absolutely terrifying.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

To get them all in a place where they can all talk to each other offline around an imfamously paranoid person, for better or worse.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Better than some alternatives.