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Seized cartel ‘monster’ truck had gunports, .50-caliber machinegun (www.ktsm.com)

submitted 1 week ago by throws_lemy@reddthat.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Mexican authorities are reporting the seizure of an armored truck with gunports and a machinegun capable of bringing down aircraft.

Chihuahua state police officers found the stolen Ford F-450 with welded steel plates during a three-day sweep of mountains in the western portion of the state, where violent cartel clashes have been reported in recent weeks.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now it’s Texaco.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Do we get roller dogs and fountain drinks at this new Texaco you speak of?