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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
  1. I gave two options to myself then answered. I never asked you anything.

  2. lol I’m not angry at all just bored. Thank you for the complement though. Yes I’m a salesman and a damn good one. I’ve never had someone describe me as Loquacious, but it’s a rarely used word. I knew it though if that was a test.

Anyway you are clearly balls deep in your histrionics… or maybe you just suffer from HPD in general…

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
  1. I gave two options to myself then answered. I never asked you anything.

Yes. This is exactly what a false binary is. You presented a situation where more than 2 possibilities exist to put forward a false narrative.

  1. I’ve never had someone describe me as Loquacious,

You still haven't. I'm implying you have written Diarrhea.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

If that’s the way you want to see it. Good luck with those many other options that aren’t really there.

I know you believe “no there’s a third option of riding fluffy unicorns into the sunset!”

No there’s isn’t. That has never been option.

As for the word my loquacious I guess I just mixed that while speed reading. I’m not really paying all that much attention to you. I’m not angry just bored.