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Florida GOP Legislator Files Bill Threatening to Defund Colleges Unless They Rename Roads After Charlie Kirk (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Do it. Side benefit: campuses now have a designated vandalism zone, possibility containing damage that may otherwise have been done elsewhere. Line it with public toilets and dumpsters and terminate at a ROTC shooting range. Award bonus points for a neck shot on a humanoid target from the 130 meter line.