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[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Man I sure hope so. Seems like every time she farts sideways it's front page news. Enough already.

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wait she farts sideways? Like it comes out of her hip? That is news!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

As in, lifts a cheek to sneak one. 🤌🏼

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh! I never got that expression. But I'm a loud and proud type. With so much misery in the world it seems wrong not to revel in the joy of a good fart. Like throwing away dinner during a famine.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 days ago

Your chosen metaphor for a good fart is a food one? Uh... That's nasty. 😅🥹

Ah, we call that "popping a sneaker" here

The remarkable amount of new holeage she'd have to get added to actually fart sideways would make that news, yes