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[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 113 points 9 months ago (10 children)

I don't understand how antivaxxers manage to be so incredibly stupid, vaccines are like one of the easier medical concepts to grasp. You introduce your immune system to a danger in a safe way so it knows how to react when that danger arises naturally. Are they also anti fire drill because it's basically the same concept?

[–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 65 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Fuck, are there microchips in fire drills, too? This insanity has to stop!

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 26 points 9 months ago

The alarm sound vibrate on such a frequency, it is altering your brain patterns and harming your chakra so you are unable to go Super Sayan and fight back.

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Every now and then I find a comment that makes me full on belly laugh and I really appreciate it 😄

[–] grue@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

Are they also anti fire drill because it’s basically the same concept?

Wake up babe, new conspiracy theory just dropped!

[–] Geek_King@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Thank you for inducing me to the concept that fire drills inoculate me against fire. I love it ❤️

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago

but someone in facebook said their grandma died after taking the vaccine!

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I've never met anybody who enjoyed doing a fire drill, so.. probably.

Then again I'm up in Canada and for whatever reason they like doing annual drills in January 🥶

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

I never minded fire drills during school, it got us outside during class and killed a good hour of the day

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago

Fire never sleeps, so you must always be prepared!

Constant vigilance!

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 6 points 9 months ago

I love fire drills at work. Beats actually working for sure

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Remember when they came up with the concept of mRNA-vaccines and they thought it would change their DNA permanently? What we actually got was the most effective vaccines ever. Why is it that with actually good inventions like this we get skeptics, but when we get "AI" nonsense then everybody is just on board?

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

"They thought," I work with people who still think my DNA has been changed by Big Pharma.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting for me to just liquify. I'm disappointed, they said it'd happen within a year! Then 2 years. Now 5 years! Just happen already, it's the waiting that's the worst part

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Obviously vaccines are safe and the conspiracy theorists are dumb dumbs.

Now fire drills on the other hand...

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Please don't say that. People who Do Their Own Research will think you're being seriously and do absolutely no more Research before concluding Fire Drills are sending harmful Vibrations into our Children. They'd rather send BULLETS into our Children!

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Are they also anti fire drill because it’s basically the same concept?

Honestly, probably lmao