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[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 70 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

First Charlie Kirk and now potentially Jordan Peterson. What is this Xmas? 😂

[–] Pistcow@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Was a Nazi spokesperson and gun advocate that got shot.

[–] Pistcow@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't ring a bell? I guess I'll keep on living.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You may know him as Carotid Artery Charlie?

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Doesn't really sound like anybody worth remembering.

[–] F_State@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

I doubt he really cared about guns, he was an edgelord provocateur.

Little face blood fountain

[–] deczzz@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 3 weeks ago

So insane to cheer on the death of people whom you disagree with.