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Overweight Texas National Guard troops sent home (news4sanantonio.com)

submitted 2 days ago by Mog_Spawn@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can’t imagine a lady not being satisfied by a conspicuously large belt buckle and a lifted truck.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, those kinds of ladies tend to buy their own, heh.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, along with rechargeable batteries. 🤌🏼

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Which is why Texas (state of freedum) regulates owning said devices. Can't let women actually experience happiness.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Women can only experience happiness when it is legally meted out by an eligible man. /S

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Those are banned in texas, too.