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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Rings are socially relevant demarcations of sexual availability. Diamonds are just shiny rocks. Frankly, rings with any stones in them piss me off. They catch on your clothes and rip your favorite fucking sweater, and it’s laundry day so you can’t even grab something else because your other clothes are soaked in vomit because projectile vomiting all over a crowd is the most reasonable course of action when you’re a dumb asshole dicking around on a balcony on new years, apparently.

[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 21 hours ago

Oddly specific ending

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well this reply certainly took a turn! Especially since NYE was 9+ months ago. Woman have had sex that night, and given birth since then. And you still haven't done laundry yet???

Dude.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don’t tell me how to live my life.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 points 23 hours ago

You can have well made rings with stones that don't catch on fabrics

Source: I make rings