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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 133 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did he not see Jan 6th 2021?

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 73 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You mean that fake Jan 6 Antifa woke FBI mob that were unarmed and just peaceful tourists?

Unlike that nothing burger, where five people died...

This VIOLENT bike ride had DICKS out.

[–] oyo@lemmy.zip 8 points 19 hours ago

I again ask, why did Trump pardon all those Antifa woke FBI crisis actors paid by Soros?

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right? I didn't see cyclists smear shit all over the place before leaving.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Their bike seats smell funny! I am not taking questions on why I'm sniffing strangers bike seats.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 16 hours ago

Johnson's definitely got the furtive look of a gusset-sniffer, and probably a bike-seat-sniffer too.