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And that’s basically it!
That's just the penises awakening something in him again.
He's probably also thinks labias are scary and gross.
"They are the bad people, not us", got it.
Well we just found out who doesn't pay attention to their security briefings
Or those are all things he wants to happen....
Seems like he is totally cool with the stuff Donald Trump did with underage girls, but he can’t handle seeing adults naked?
Weird.
Just wait till No Kings II. We're going to turn out so peacefully it just might scare him into a coma.
sure thing, dude who has a porn pact with his son, I'm sure you've never seen naked people before
I saw a young girl with a knee on her neck the other day. Saw them arresting people at a Spanish speaking mass today. Idk I’ve seen some threatening things
Nothing threatens Conservatives than casual nudity. Got it.
Wait until they learn about guillotines!
Why not moon 'em as they get the chop?
How much longer, though? We've been very patient.
Candy ass can't hack seeing nekkid bodies?? WTF does he use grndr for, the conversations? lol
He just finds nekkid ladies to be icky. Also the men aren't necessarily twinks or bears that he enjoys.
Next time someone says lefties are too soft, remember that Mike Johnson feels deeply threatened by naked people on bikes in a city on the other side of the country from him.
I feel like pointing out the ignorance or cowardice in this statement is just playing their game.
The main purpose of the statement is to get a scary sound bite from a high ranking government official that the media can use to "credibly" scare millions of people who don't pay close attention to the world around them, and make the American dictatorship more palatable to them.
Then there's always the secondary benefit of rubbing their open hypocrisy in their enemies' faces.
Must be a candy ass life, then.
US House Speaker A Giant Fucking Pussy
This Mike Johnson is the slimiest piece of glue holding a lot of this bad shit together. Fuck Mike Johnson and his glorious worship (or fear) of his dear leader. He's the wormtongue for our times.
Damn that's all they had to do? Show up? THAT's the most threatening thing they've seen? Holy shit send more nudists on bikes
What I'm hearing is that people should get naked in a reverse psychological leverage attitude?
I forgot nudity is like the ultimate taboo in the USA. Janet Jackson was sent to Guantanamo for her nip-nip popping out a little, while meanwhile over the pond there are nude Germans on every beach and children are raised by Eurotrash on late night TV.
That Eurotrash nudity was always such a gamble. Always a toss-up between actually attractive women, and a 73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks. Or Lolo bloody Ferrari and her horrendous stretched beachballs.
73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks
Long boobies are in style now. You'll see.
73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks
So THAT'S where my ex-wife vanished off to...