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U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’
(www.oregonlive.com)
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2025
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Perhaps what Speaker Johnson is saying is true (who am I kidding?). The political violence from "the Left" has been such a nothingburger that the most henious thing that he had seen thus far is a cycling group with a few naked people. Write that down as public testimony for the state attorneys' cases.
Yeah I thought tuffs as well. It’s the most threatening thing he’s seen because there hasn’t been any other threatening things.
Pinching a ball on a bike seat is a clear and present danger on a naked bike ride though.