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U.S. House Speaker calls Portland naked bike ride [protest] ‘most threatening thing I’ve seen yet’
(www.oregonlive.com)
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2025
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So, he considers unarmed, naked people "threatening"? What a weak, cowardly snowflake.
He's afraid it will awaken something in him.
He's seen the dildo seat videos and he secretly hopes they'll appear in mainstream media from coverage of the protest. He's gleeful with the possibility, he can't stop talking about it
all those meatswords t he men are carrying could seriously harm him.
He's worried about being stabbed, repeatedly, and liking it.
In his ego too, where it hurts the most.