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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 58 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

I forgot nudity is like the ultimate taboo in the USA. Janet Jackson was sent to Guantanamo for her nip-nip popping out a little, while meanwhile over the pond there are nude Germans on every beach and children are raised by Eurotrash on late night TV.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

That Eurotrash nudity was always such a gamble. Always a toss-up between actually attractive women, and a 73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks. Or Lolo bloody Ferrari and her horrendous stretched beachballs.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 hours ago

73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks

Long boobies are in style now. You'll see.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 hours ago

73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks

So THAT'S where my ex-wife vanished off to...

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Janet Jackson was not a prisoner at Gitmo wtf

[–] cazzmaniandevil@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 12 hours ago

Roger, Roger.

(Username checks out)

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I kind of like the lore that Janet Jackson has been in Guantanamo this entire time and the rest of us completely missed the memo.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 8 points 13 hours ago

I wouldn't have noticed either way to be fair