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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 59 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (9 children)

I forgot nudity is like the ultimate taboo in the USA. Janet Jackson was sent to Guantanamo for her nip-nip popping out a little, while meanwhile over the pond there are nude Germans on every beach and children are raised by Eurotrash on late night TV.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That Eurotrash nudity was always such a gamble. Always a toss-up between actually attractive women, and a 73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks. Or Lolo bloody Ferrari and her horrendous stretched beachballs.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

73 year-old Danish naturist with tits like windsocks

So THAT'S where my ex-wife vanished off to...

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