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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

🌎 🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Oh I’m aware it always has. I remember learning in grade school, about the Puritans coming to America and being told it was a good thing….

(Spoiler: it wasn’t)

But it’s getting worse every day.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Puritans coming to America and being told it was a good thing….

I mean, there's a world in which protestant refugees of the Thirty Years War don't just show up and start slaughtering native peoples.

In fact, quite a few early settler colonies ended up "Going Native" and integrating with local tribes, rather than clinging to European identity and loyalty.

But the promise of a New World Gold Rush invited all the wrong kinds of migrants. Add in the Transatlantic slave trade, and you had a thoughtfully toxic stew of feudal politics layered atop capitalist expansion.