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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Just hitting random notes counts as jazz, right?

[–] RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

If you do it once, it's a mistake; if you do it twice, it's jazz. This is the rule.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

Only if you're H Jon Benjamin and have an actual jazz band playing with you

[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

I mean, if an infinite number of monkeys writing forever will produce the entirety of Shakespeare's œuvre, surely they'd manage some Miles Davis or some Coltrane if you gave them instruments.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

If it grooves it might