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Just hitting random notes counts as jazz, right?
If you do it once, it's a mistake; if you do it twice, it's jazz. This is the rule.
Only if you're H Jon Benjamin and have an actual jazz band playing with you
I mean, if an infinite number of monkeys writing forever will produce the entirety of Shakespeare's œuvre, surely they'd manage some Miles Davis or some Coltrane if you gave them instruments.
If it grooves it might