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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol, the one positive review mentions how it's designed for "a very small wrist"...

I wonder if this is just because it was made cheaply in Asia and not designed for the average heft of a trumpet, or if they used Trump's baby hands for sizing?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I wonder if this is just because it was made cheaply in Asia and not designed for the average heft of a trumpet.

I'm sure it's this. Everything about this, down to the variable delays that different customers endure, screams out that this is a shady, shoestring operation stalling until they finally hit minimum order quantity with their drop-shipper in China.