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Anon is a stoic (lemmy.world)
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[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The correct response was “I thought you needed it more than me.”

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 12 points 2 weeks ago

I like "It's the future, that's not an insult anymore."

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

“Gay card? We use an app these days”

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

"You can hold it, you seem to need it more"