ConstantPain

joined 1 year ago
[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!

Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!

Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!

Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Tritomus... Atmos... Atmi...

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
  1. Be good looking;
  2. Born rich.

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[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It has to have a person attached.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

People are the same everywhere...

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Because if they embed an image to the article, it would distract you from all the ads that are between paragraphs.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The court is doing its job, X is not. Businesses should adhere to the country's law. They can't pick and choose what to obey or not obey and not expect to take the heat. Elon Musk's decision to ignore the order was childish and only caused more harm to itself.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

How is it like to have nothing going on in your life so you create a petition about emojis?

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It's not a service issue, it's a people issue. Just wait and see Lemmy just turn up the same.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

And make the plane path always decent so it can use gravity assist.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Now it only lacks the blackjack.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (4 children)

It very much needs to update its interface.

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