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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] HolidayGreed@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh no, so what do you propose we do about it?

[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

His proposal is too let scumbags his age rape teen girls and force them to deliver the babies to help with declining birth rates.