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[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 4 points 49 minutes ago

Sounds like something an Epstein hack would say.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 21 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why is he so concerned with young boy dick...sounds a little epsteinish.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 hours ago

You’re partially misguided, he’s saying girls are ready to have babies younger than before but young boys aren’t up to the task so we need old men to do it.

Also Trump started dancing when he said that girls are hitting puberty 6 years earlier than they used to which is an odd response.

Still Epsteinish but not gay.

[–] bomberesque@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

teenagers today have less semen up their arses from 65 year old men

Ftfy

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

They’re a bunch of pedofiles so they’re trying to justify raping girl children with their pedofile pseudoscience

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 hours ago

someone make him stop counting the cum of teenagers pls

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 20 points 7 hours ago

When an old man challenges you by saying "I have more sperm than you do" you should leave the room as quickly as possible.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago

Would someone please tell RFK Jr to stop jerking off teenagers?

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Can he also confirm the difference in taste?

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Just keep this guy away from teens...

Also maybe childproof that cabinet under your sink if RFK visits, I just worry that he'll get confused and... who knows.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Dude probably chugs bleach if he gets a tickle in his throat.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Well I mean, how else do you protect yourself from the demons that cause Syphilis?

(The shadow govt never should have summoned them in the first place)

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Thats why he sounds like he got stabbed in the throat.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 34 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

This week he's all about sperm.

Last week he was all about circumcisions. https://lemmy.world/post/37218464

And before that, he was diagnosing kids by looking at them naked. https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/rfk-jr-slammed-for-claiming-he-can-diagnose-kids-by-just-looking-at-them/ar-AA1Lrvlt

This guy sure thinks a lot about other people's cocks.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 3 points 3 hours ago

While I am sure he would love it if he had made it mandatory to have all children in the country submit nude photographs of their children to him (for health and scientific research, of course... and they need a set taken on their birthdays from ages 1 to 17 from multiple angles and poses in order to make sure that they are developing correctly you see. No perv stuff!) The part where he said he could diagnose the kids was not when they were naked.

Or maybe I didn't hear the full quote, I don't remember.

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago

The entire conservative movement is about children's genitals and tax breaks for the rich

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It's his ASD hyperfixation

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The worm in his brain seeking other worm-like things.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 20 minutes ago

I'm pretty sure the worm in his brain is just driving his apple-shaped car in little circles around the empty cavern going weeeee!

This is not a Fry situation

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 12 points 12 hours ago

RFK JR: "I've swallowed the loads of thousands of men and boys over the years and the recent decline in the amount of aperm, the taste of the sperm, and the texture of the sperm, makes my brain worms very unhappy"

[–] Ashenlux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Oh I'm sorry, I thought we are all behind abstinence only sex Ed, so teenagers having low sperm count shouldn't matter to them right?

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

It does matter to them - but only to their Narcissistic superiority.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

The man is a crackpot and a con artist, so anything he says on this topic is less than worthless.

Anyway, fascists are always obsessed with their stunted concepts of virility. Look at the racist concept that Black men are more sexual than white ones, or Alex Jones's gay frogs rant.

Here's a real fact: there is a strong correlation between a man having higher percent body fat and lower sperm motility. And if you look at long-term trends relating to body fat percentage, they're rising like mad in the US and at a slower rate in much of Europe. Some of that might be lifestyle issues such as longer working hours and higher stress, but there's also some evidence that certain nearly ubiquitous chemicals act as hormone disruptors.

[–] Klowner@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Because the 65 year old men are chugging testosterone?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

They’re trying to justify 65 year old men raping girl children for the “birth rate”. They’re definitely not going to address the fact that families made up of consenting adults can’t afford kids. Old men raping little girls is going to be their answer.

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

and conveniently also not addressing how low quality old man sperm is

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

For sure probably way more of an autism risk than Tylenol

[–] PolarPirate@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

How anyone can look at this man and believe anything he says is insane.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I bet Doc Oz will have an OTC product for this very soon!

[–] bier@feddit.nl 1 points 9 hours ago

Sperm blaster, its all natural, full of micronutrients and makes you cum like a whale (the reason seawater is salty).

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago

Doesn't matter how this administration spins it, we aren't going to condone them fucking teenage girls.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

After his mum is done with them, maybe

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