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[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 61 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You know what? Yes! Thank you very much!

Thanks for taking them in. We really don’t want them around here anymore. They are not only some of the worst, but also the dumbest people in Europe. We would happily help them pack their stuff. This will considerably improve our already high living standards.

God bless you USA ❤️

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I wanted to say the same, i will pay for as many flight tickets as i can if needed! He can have every single one of thost mouthbreathers.

[–] BingBong@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Can we set up a trade basis so some of us can head over there?

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 7 points 4 days ago

Finally the German AfD is getting the kick-more-people-out-from-Germany they always ask for! Themselves!