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Is he personally extracting said sperm?
Why do you think his throat sounds like that?
I honestly cannot stand to hear that man speak for more than a sentence.
His voice is a death rattle.
heroin+WORMS+ untreated voice/box defect.
Pretty sure he's operating on another level, he wonders through airports diagnosing kids and dreaming of their sperm.
from dead animals?