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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

They’re trying to justify 65 year old men raping girl children for the “birth rate”. They’re definitely not going to address the fact that families made up of consenting adults can’t afford kids.The public accepting Old men raping little girls is going to be their answer.

[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

and conveniently also not addressing how low quality old man sperm is

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

For sure probably way more of an autism risk than Tylenol