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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Onions are pretty tasty 🤷‍♂️

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Apparently lol. After his previous stances, I thought no way is it real. It's like MTG fighting for the ACA. I was like, no fuckin way is this real. But 2025 yo. Everything is ridiculous, nothing is probable, everything is dangerous and wildly likely. Who fuckin knows at this point? I honestly wouldn't be surprised by flying scorpions at this point. Like you keep assuming it can't get worse but it always does. So fucking flying scorpions doesn't sound that far fetched anymore.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Sign a strike card https://www.generalstrikeus.com/ and tell your friends, too.

P. S. Sorry, I reflexively posted this in my panicked desperation, but I don't mean to hijack the thread like a bot. I think I'm just amped up for the protest today.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

it seems MTG has a falling out with the rest of the gop for some time now, which is why shes fighting them now.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Nah she's just opporunistic. She's a populist above all.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 3 points 14 hours ago

Plus apparently her kids premiums are going to double, so she has a personal issue with it now.