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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So senior men are more aggressive, more horny, stronger and hairier than teens?

I'm old. I'm definitely hairier. I'm also stronger than I was as a teen, though far weaker than I was as a young adult. I also weigh 50% more than I did as a teen, and some of that's extra muscle. So those points aren't really relevant.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

At 54 I got hair in weird places, but it doesn't come back in like it did. Demonstrated great-grandpa's WWI razor three weeks ago at a party. Forearm hair still bald. Shaved down lots into my 30s, hair rolled right back in. :)

I'm stronger than I was as a teen, but as a teen I didn't do much put pedal a bike. Was probably peak around late 20s to early 30s. I think strength is much up to the fact of our bodies automatic limiters. When we're at peak, our brain still thinks we can handle the same loads, and we can, and sometimes hurt ourselves. Does that make sense?