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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 35 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

This week he's all about sperm.

Last week he was all about circumcisions. https://lemmy.world/post/37218464

And before that, he was diagnosing kids by looking at them naked. https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/rfk-jr-slammed-for-claiming-he-can-diagnose-kids-by-just-looking-at-them/ar-AA1Lrvlt

This guy sure thinks a lot about other people's cocks.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 4 points 12 hours ago

While I am sure he would love it if he had made it mandatory to have all children in the country submit nude photographs of their children to him (for health and scientific research, of course... and they need a set taken on their birthdays from ages 1 to 17 from multiple angles and poses in order to make sure that they are developing correctly you see. No perv stuff!) The part where he said he could diagnose the kids was not when they were naked.

Or maybe I didn't hear the full quote, I don't remember.

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

The entire conservative movement is about children's genitals and tax breaks for the rich

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It's his ASD hyperfixation

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The worm in his brain seeking other worm-like things.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 8 hours ago

I'm pretty sure the worm in his brain is just driving his apple-shaped car in little circles around the empty cavern going weeeee!

This is not a Fry situation