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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just keep this guy away from teens...

Also maybe childproof that cabinet under your sink if RFK visits, I just worry that he'll get confused and... who knows.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dude probably chugs bleach if he gets a tickle in his throat.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Well I mean, how else do you protect yourself from the demons that cause Syphilis?

(The shadow govt never should have summoned them in the first place)

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Thats why he sounds like he got stabbed in the throat.