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Anon checks up on a childhood friend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 51 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bro thinks Facebook is real life. Lmao

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yup, people only post the flattering moments.

That said, if OP wants kids, they don't seem to be on a path to get there.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He is likely stuck in a depressed cycle that makes it hard to do any of those things

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Probably. They are on 4chan afterall, and you don't usually get that far down the rabbithole without being perennially online.