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Anon is forever alone (slrpnk.net)

submitted 5 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah that's why I said usually. Even if they don't offer other types of dishes there are always advocado and California rolls.

My wife loves sushi, but refused to go when she was pregnant because she thought it would be too tempting to not order something good. It was like the first place we went when we got a babysitter after my kid was born.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just keep in mind that the imitation crab is made from fish too.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, duh

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, it gets old having to ask restaurants if their crab is real or imitation.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How often is it real?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 4 days ago

Depends on the location, but generally entrees over $20 are real.