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RFK Jr. Is Very Interested In, And Likely Wrong About, Your Teenager’s Sperm Count (www.techdirt.com)

submitted 2 days ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The right loves throwing around the word "insane" when they talk about the Left.

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[–] KaChilde@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Laying the groundwork for their pedo shit.

The birth rate is falling. It can only mean one thing! Teen sperm is failing! But fear not! My merry band of ~~pedophiles~~ patriots is here to impregnate your teens! Mandated by our glorious leader, king of the pedophiles!