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[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Mike Johnson is ready and self-sacrificing to do taste tests to confirm sperm viability.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

My sperm count is one, it's a very big sperm

[–] one_step_behind@quokk.au 1 points 3 hours ago

Like a spworm?

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

It’s pedophile pseudo science so that they can justify raping little girls to “raise birth rates”.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 14 points 9 hours ago

RFK is the person you warn your children about. KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM THIS CREEP!

[–] Cargon@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

RFK Jr probably has the best bleach milkshake recipes.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 31 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

They're grasping at straws to scapegoat assorted "woke" shit for low birth rates because it couldn't possibly be late-stage capitalism causing people not to want to have kids.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

and boys are not getting boobs because of plastic, it's because they are fat.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 3 points 4 hours ago

That and the racism about white birth rates.

[–] yeahiknow3@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (4 children)

RFK Jr is despicable, but Endocrine Disrupting Chemicals from microplastics are ABSOLUTELY wreaking havoc on human reproductive physiology. The evidence is overwhelming and this TechDirt article is frankly embarrassing.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago

Endocrine Disrupting Chemicals from microplastics are ABSOLUTELY wreaking havoc on human reproductive physiology

oh, shut up.

BPA was originally developed as one of a series of chemicals by researchers trying to develop synthetic estrogens in the 60s, but they dropped it because it did not have any actual activity in humans.

Decades later, some truly shitty research at ONE lab in Missouri claimed hormonal effects in mice at levels simply not possible in humans. None of it was reproducible. Governments worldwide then wasted millions in over 800 studies that showed BPA was safe. Press ignored all these studies, because fear gets more clicks.

Good summary article here:

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/health-news/majestically-scientific-study-casts-doubt-risks-associated-bisphenol

“Fundamental, repetitive work on bisphenol A has sucked in hundreds of millions of dollars and it looks increasingly like an investment with nil return. All it has done is to show that there is a huge price to pay when initial studies are adhered to as being correct when the second phase of scientific peer review, namely, the inability of other laboratories to repeat the initial studies says otherwise.” He references a study in the journal Toxicological Sciences that showed complete absence of effect of a rage of bisphenol A exposures on reproductive development, function and behavior in female rats. The results of this study are robust and unequivocal and counter previous more circumspect studies that spawned the BPA fear. The press, however, didn’t pick up this story.

Endocrine disruption is real, but it tracks with morbid obesity in teens.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Great, then let's see the evidence. Where are the peer-reviewed statistical studies that show a causal link? Where's the lab work that shows part of a causal chain? Without those, it's not science, it's just more "many people believe" bullshit.

[–] EtherTide@aussie.zone 8 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Part of the reason there's not more evidence and it's hard to prove a causal link is because it's next to impossible to find enough participants for a control group because of how prevalent microplastics have become in our food and subsequently our bodies. You can't exactly run peer review observational, experimental and double blind studies on only one half (more like one third, as a causal study would need to induce change from a->b) of the required test groups. t- and p-tests also are much less valuable if the sample size is too small.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago

This. You'd need a bunch of pre-industrial people as your Control Group.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

You also can't exactly get ethical approval to put microplastics into people for the purposes of scientific experimentation. Or at least, it would be very difficult. More so when current evidence shows that it does have actively harmful effects.

[–] tuff_wizard@aussie.zone 35 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I wish he'd start pushing for a reduction in plastic and petrol chemicals...lol

[–] errer@lemmy.world -4 points 11 hours ago

Technically the proposed bans on food colorings are an attempt at reducing petrochemical consumption, as they are derived from fossil fuels

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 17 points 12 hours ago

Well, that article isn't the best either, as it mentions phytoestrogens as a factor, which we have no conclusive evidence for.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 9 points 10 hours ago

RFKJ is a fucking crackpot and nothing he says should be taken as having any scientific basis.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 30 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

What the actual fuck is this timeline?

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

'Murica...

Every day I'm grateful that I live in a civilised country

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

Please let me into your civilized country

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago

What a great reminder that the current administration is full of pedophiles covering for other pedophiles.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 11 hours ago

Ok Bob, imma need you to successfully masturbate the time a day, for a month.

If you can deliver you get to discuss this subject, otherwise stfu.