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Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for 'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results (people.com)

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[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Martinelli's was good enough for me when I was 8, and it is good enough for me at 48.

Explanation: this is a carbonated apple juice, growing up this was provided at many parties for kids as an alternative to champagne. We keep a bottle in our house for celebrations still.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ill stick to my brio thanks.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was agreeing with you and offering a non-alcoholic analog, but you do you bro.

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

cheers allan.