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Truck carrying aggressive monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and COVID crashes in Mississippi (www.fox13memphis.com)

submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) by A_norny_mousse@feddit.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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In retrospect, I should apologize for posting such a shitty article from such a shitty source. I did it for the laughs.

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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

My first thought was that this happened many years ago. It would explain a lot...

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago

A couple years ago, the US had hundreds of thousands of people getting long covid every month.

Long covid diminishes cognitive ability significantly.

...that should explain a lot