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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/48838029

Today, in things I'd read on a fading screen in a half destroyed building in a Fallout game...

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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago (5 children)

"Weapons grade" is actually more stable and less prone to blowing up without constant management, who knew?

Nothing-burger.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Isn't it also more prone to violently explode under appropriate management?

It's okay, they are using ChatGPT.

...okay, we're definitely in danger of a dirty bomb.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Apparently, the opposite is the case. Funny story, when making a bomb, blowing up during construction, storage, or delivery to the target is an un-desirable trait.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think they meant "isn't it also much better at blowing up when you want it to?"

... but its not? Literally, the "harder" part about making a bomb with reactor-grade material is keeping it from blowing-up prematurely, while still getting maximum yeild at boom-boom time.

A less-advanced nation might get a lesser explosion out of a "safer"(doesn't explode until its supposed to) bomb with reactor-grade material, but its still going to be a massive, nuclear explosion, and the unspent fuel creates additional radio-active fallout.

Apparently, civilized-countries' worst nightmare regarding weapons-grade plutonium is that those that "shouldn't" have "the bomb" could build them and then be able to shelve them for a later, legitimate threat. Oh, and not being able to cry "they built a dirty bomb!!" if such were ever used.

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