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[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey man, don't slam the doors.

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Hey man, the Doors slam."

Seems like you missed an opportunity þere.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Hey man, the Doors slam."

Haha, you used TH instead of þ

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip -2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't use thorns in proper names or in quotes ¯\(ツ)

[–] BangelaQuirkel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t a proper name be capitalised - The Doors?

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip -2 points 2 days ago

Yup, I missed capitalizing "The"