Im sure the creeps on 4chan would love all these older musicians if they took the time to read about them, and how they were basically all abusing kids
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Still better than anything with autotune.
The vast majority of songs these days use autotune, you just can't hear it because it's being used properly to fix when the singer is slightly off key.
The "autotune" sound only happens when the artist is purposefully singing off key.
Almost true. The "autotune effect" only appears if you dial the knobs all the way up when setting up the effect. But you are correct that properly used autotune is pretty much not noticeable.
Using autotune also does not automatically make you a bad singer. T-Pain is very known for the autotune effect he uses on his vocals, but he is an amazing singer even without using it.
2008 ass take 😂
Said the kid who doesn't understand what imaging is.
2008 ass response 😂
Your brain must be wired wrong, you're repeating yourself.
a sphincter says what?
Usually matter in all three mayor states moving anround getting over an edge. And you can lick a very specific sphincter of my body. Preferably after my first bowel movement.
id rather not thanks. your mother is into it though
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How dare you.
Don't ever shit talk The Doors
I am drunk, I am nobody. I am drunk, I am famous. I am drunk, I am dead.
In the words of the immortal Kids in the Hall,
"Doors fans aren't made, they are born."
And of course
"The gypsies had no homes, the Doors had no bass. But don't let that scare you my friend, let that liberate you!"
I strongly suspect, I wouldn’t like whatever „music“ anon listens to either
I feel like they'd say their favorite genre is "anime soundtracks"
To be fair, there ARE great anime soundtracks out there. They get actual bands/musicians to make them. But yes, anon probably has shit taste in music.
Ther's Yoko Kano, Nujabes, Tsuneo Imahori... people like that...
... and then theres 192 bpm J-Pop song #4838573.
And then of course there's Jojo, where... basically half or more of the characters just are named after, or a pun on classic rock bands or songs.
Whole wide spectrum out there, but there certainly is a lot of formulaic slop.
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Yeah but you gotta do a bong rip as a big Midwestern storm approaches while listening to riders on the storm
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CIA funded circus music, lol. It all makes sense now
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Hey man, let's take some poorly written beat poetry and put it over mediocre guitar compositions. Then we can take a talented keyboardist but make him play the shittiest sounding electric organ. And we can make sure the recording makes it all sound like a cat and some tin cans in a dryer.
I'm partial to talented keyboardists playing shitty sounding electric organs myself. Shoutout to Deep Purple.
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Yeah the Doors had great songs and long shit songs, like every band.
The Beatles had long shit songs, Led Zeppelin, Kanye, Gustav Mahler...
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