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[โ€“] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Usually matter in all three mayor states moving anround getting over an edge. And you can lick a very specific sphincter of my body. Preferably after my first bowel movement.

[โ€“] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

id rather not thanks. your mother is into it though