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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Me and my dick no longer see eye to eye."

"...That's probably for the best, ophthalmologically speaking."

[โ€“] CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Let's reminded me of that dear penis song from Rodney Carrington