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So there's this really cool trick:
Face AWAY from the toilet with the heels of your feet close to the base.
Un-button/tie/velcro/zip the whole waistband (not just the fly) such that you can-
Lower your entire pants to the floor.
Now this part can be a bit tricky and does take some practice to keep your balance but
Bend your knees down into a squat while leaning ever so slightly backwards (you can put a hand on a nearby solid object such as the sink or a wall to steady yourself. They also make raised seats with handles on either side if you need help with this).
Situate your buttocks firmly on the seat.
Separate your thighs such that you can
Point your penis down between your legs towards the toilet bowl.
Proceed to urinate.
Hygiene is the same as peeing using other techniques.
This technique is all but foolproof; it is almost impossible to miss the toilet bowl.
Hope this helps!
Sitting can be very difficult first thing in the morning sometimes. Well, not the sitting part but the getting your dick to point down into the bowl part.
Well step 1 should be: Beat that meat into submission
1+1=2
2+2=4
4+4=8
8+8=16
16+16=32
32+32=64
64+64=128
128+128=256
256+256=512
512+512=1024
1024+1024=2048
2048+204… submission (if not, sing this, with the same voice ☞ https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NfnTKUkCafo