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It takes a lot of k to od. Cant we get him addicted to fent or something quicker?
Literally all we gotta do is cyber bully him harder collectively. He sleeps next to a pistol and has a known substance abuse issue which clouds his perception. One good K-hole and we can call it
Just keep him in the hot tub. Let nature take its course.
The truth is, the tub was rigged from the start
Lead poisoning should do it, at high velocity.
cocaine is probably easier to acquire for him.
Long term/chronic use can also lead to serious life threatening complications.