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Anon has had enough (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

That wasn't the trick they were talking about. They were saying to start peeing, but prevent the flow of urine to let pressure build up to blast open the urethra.

I'm no urologist, but that sounds unhealthy.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Not dangerous but you'll prolly piss on your fingers.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, I misunderstood because that's abhorrent

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 11 hours ago

But it works......probably should not use that as a test for things on your body....

It's all good if it works....NO!